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Permission to rant, Your Honor? Muuuuwahahahaha. Zero to Hero doesn’t apply to me today. I already have THREE, count them THREE regular, weekly features on my blog. They’re right there […]
Permission to rant, Your Honor? Muuuuwahahahaha. Zero to Hero doesn’t apply to me today. I already have THREE, count them THREE regular, weekly features on my blog. They’re right there […]
Oh boy…. can you guys smell it? The crisp, hero-licios scent of my cape? We’re almost there… Seriously, I just peed my pants a little bit. Today, the Commissioner Gordons […]
Yee-haw! The sheriffs over yonder in Blogtown have reckoned it’s about time for a good old-fashioned round-up. Right, that’s about all the Southern twang you MF’s are getting from me […]
Damnit to hell. The Rulers of the blogosphere have beamed my mission to blogland, where I dwell, in the form of today’s Zero to Hero Challenge. It has fallen upon me […]
The night had started innocently enough. They had planned on just simply finishing off the bottle of white wine left on the table by their landlord. I mean, it wasn’t […]
Hello Planet Blog! As you can tell, I’m writing to you safe and sound from Helsinki, Finland secure in my production office for the day. But that was totally obvious, […]
So, I’ve carefully read The Perfect Pitch: Developing Your Blogging Voice. I’ve done this week’s Photo Challenge (it’s here and it’s freaking weeeeeiiiiiird), and I’ve participated in today’s Zero to Hero […]
I haven’t linked to Zero to Hero in a few days, but I don’t want you guys to be scared. I have been tackling the tasks in private and indirectly […]
It’s finally here. The moment you’ve been waiting for since you either A.) Clicked on this post that you’re currently reading, or B.) Read about it in the post I […]
I’ve been wracking my brain. At first, the torture was a little less intense. It started with a bit of slapping around, followed by some good old-fashioned insulting of my […]
Today, while feeling a little discouraged over the lack of poetry praise to my Hot Dog Haiku, I pondered what I could do next to grab my readers by the […]
You will all be pleased to know that I am back in business. Phones and computer like devices are all charged and fully capable of obnoxious posting on the www. […]
Crap, you guys… seriously. Crap. I’m currently in Sundsvall, which we all know is in Sweden (pronounced Sweden), on a business trip with no wifi. The only way for me […]
It’s another personalizing your theme day on the Zero to Hero challenge. I’ve already changed the color of my blog 3 times in the past 8 days, and the 3 […]
Today’s Zero to Hero challenge reminded me that I have been meaning to get my Instagram account up and running again. The task today, was to include a new-to-you element. The […]
Today’s Daily Post has challenged us to write something using all of the colors of the rainbow. I will highlight the hues as we go along, so you don’t have to […]
I’m going to attempt to do what no person in their right mind has ever dared attempt. People will no longer question my sanity, for there will be no denying […]
Day 4 already, of my Zero to Hero Quest. I put on a cape today to help prepare myself for when my super powers kick in. It didn’t look that […]