G is for “Gwar, My Geo Storm, And Gas”.
Just over two weeks ago, an old friend of mine passed away. This is one of my favorite stories involving him. It seemed fitting as today revolves around the letter […]
Tag Archives: Humor
E is for “Ermahgerd”
Ok look, folks. As you may or may not know, I am not a huge fan of certain ridiculous internet phenomena. I, for example, absolutely loathe the ridiculous over usage […]
C is for “Crap”, and D is for “D’oh!”
Crap, and D’oh! These are not the two words I had planned to write about but I swear, I was nowhere near my computer…. I promise I have a perfectly […]
“A” is for, “About damn time, woman!” It’s also for Apologies for my Absence.
Right… let me just go ahead and get this out of the way right now, before I continue. I know. I truly do. I know that those giant eyes from […]
Avicii / Drake Haiku
Sorry about the no show yesterday, you guys! I got called in last minute to work the Avicii show. Do you guys know what an Avicii is? I didn’t. From […]
WANTED: Someone To Install LED Lights Into All of My Clothes
I try not to stress too much these days. That’s one of the things that comes from learning from your mistakes, aka getting older. I used to stress out ALL […]
Um. What?
I’m back on my game, kids. The phone situation is resolved (knock on skull) and slowly but surely I’m getting caught up with work after a 2 day setback. I […]
I’m Not Part of Your System. MAN!
I’ve made a very important decision. As I start this post, it is 20:38 here (that’s 8:38 pm for my ‘Murican readers). Last night I was up until 5am trying […]
The Dealio For Today, Tuesday Feb-25-2014
Yup. I know. Let me have it. Feel better? I know I wasn’t here yesterday. Know what I was doing? Well if you read the Jared Leto post you would […]
The Jordan Catalano Olympic Hockey Money Haiku
Yes, it’s Sunday and I’m a day late with my Saturday: Holy Haikus He-Man. Things have been a bit off this weekend. Yesterday was a rough one. I think the […]
Things I Wish Were Never Invented
Today has been productive, actually. I woke up to quite the flattering email from someone I have a lot of respect for in the business, which was much-needed as I […]
Stirrup Pants. That’s Right. I Wore Them (Re-Visited).
Today’s Daily Prompt reminded me of a blog post I wrote a little over a year ago. It asks: Ah, sweet youth. No matter whether you grew up sporting a fedora, […]
Now Hiring
This past Friday started my short-lived, life-long obsession of joining a gym. Yesterday, ended it. As most of you here know by now, I recently became a currently non-smoking smoker. As […]
Tuesday Picture Poll: Feb-18-2014. And the Losers Are….
I feel guilty, you guys. Twice within one week, I have been absent here at Planet Blog. I made a promise this year to post once a day, and not […]
Did Not See That One Coming.
This is the third part of an ongoing story that I started 3 weeks ago. Every Sunday, I write a smoke-long story, or flash fiction, on the winner of a […]
Cat Curling Haiku
Can you guys feel the fever? Olympic fever that is. I’m a little bummed that they’re not showing the olympics on the basic TV channels here in Sweden. Mr.P and […]
Photo Challenge Days 13 & 14: Mail & Me Time
Warning: Keep reading for some sweet gratuitous Valentine’s Day porn. Right. I know you all think I’m being lazy, but the last couple of days have been just a bit more […]
A Sordid Love Affair, featuring Neil Peart and Ricky Schroeder.
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. This does not exclude my gay readers either. Men, you know what I’m talking about, and ladies, while you […]
The Playground 