Right… let me just go ahead and get this out of the way right now, before I continue.
I know. I truly do. I know that those giant eyes from some cartoon cat won’t do the trick. I know some of you have even been genuinely concerned over your favorite blogger’s absence (I naturally assume I’m your favorite, because..well, let’s not kid ourselves. It’s quite obvious.). I’ve received a few emails wondering where I have been and if I’m, in fact alive.
It’s been a crazy month, which is how long it’s been since my last post. Lots of things have happened, including a stress fracture to my foot caused by either urine or spilled cocktails outside of a famous person’s dressing room, visits from old, dear friends, and the loss of another. All night raves with the unicorn while doing body shots off of Sven, the gay guy from the boat with the purple nipple tassels, and two cases of saving the planet from impending doom. There has been art, writing, lots of working, battles with the outsourced US Visa Services which required me to give them everything but my bra size (Damn, I hope none of them have worked at Victoria’s Secret before) to ask some questions about how some Swedish and Icelandic dudes that just want to rock out in the states, can get there the right way. For the past two days I have been digging an escape route in case the henchmen come to collect my ovaries as I may have given them a false email address accidentally. Not to worry though… the unicorn has assured me I’ve been fitted with an alarm system.
So as you can see, my sanity is still in tact and I have such sights to show you….
No, no…don’t worry. Not in a Pinhead way…
More in a
No, not like an “American Psycho” kind of way either…
Not like that.
It’s more like….
Yeah, it’s not like that either. I just wanted to throw in another cute animal in case you were still bitter over my absence.
Which begins with the letter A.
Which is what I’m writing about on this, the first day of the A-Z Challenge.
There’s a link to the challenge over there in the left sidebar.
No wait! YOUR Left.
Yes, I’ve changed the subject.
Today, is April 1st, which also starts with the letter “A”. Well, April does, anyway. 1st doesn’t. That begins with the letter 1. I wonder if that’s intentional. I shall lose many seconds of sleep contemplating this.
Over the next month, I’ll be doing this A-Z Challenge, but also, starting next week, your regularly scheduled weekly features will be back, whether it corresponds with the letter of the day or not.
I realized something while I was away.. I missed writing and I missed my little community here.
Ok, geez, enough of the sappy sh*t.
Get a hold of yourselves.
This is the internet for godssake.
Apologies for the
Absence over the past month.
Am I forgiven?