Crap, you guys… seriously. Crap.
I’m currently in Sundsvall, which we all know is in Sweden (pronounced Sweden), on a business trip with no wifi. The only way for me to get on the super-duper-sweet-avoid-face-to-face-public-interactions-with-real-life-humans-at-all-costs situation avoider, the world wide web, is via my phone.
Here’s the thing though… I only have minimal battery left for today’s mission. Today’s Zero to Hero challenge, is asking us to find 5 more blogs to follow. I love following blogs. I follow at least 5 new blogs a day, which is ironically, today’s task, but I simply do not have the battery power to take this on right now. What little power I have, needs to be saved in case I see a fugitive and need to contact Dog the Bounty Hunter. It could happen.
This is a life altering bummer, as I totally rock the hell out of my cape, which would just be silly to wear on a daily basis as a normal person, but once I gain my hero status, it would be silly NOT to wear a cape every day. I wouldn’t feel good wearing that cape without completing all 30 days worth of challenges.
I’m sure you see the dilemma.
So with that said, I am asking the fine, funny folks of blogland to check out my blog… give me a like or a follow, should I be rendered laugh worthy in your eyes, and I will return the favor once battery capabilities are restored and I have time on Sunday to properly judge and laugh at you, I mean with you, with no annoying “plug in your charger” reminders.
I ask that you read this next part in Sir Alec Guinness’s voice:
Remember. The force is with you. Always.
Super E and Dog the Bounty Hunter
P.S. As anyone who has ever received a text from me will swear in a court of law, I thoroughly blow at typing on my phone so please forgive any typos.