WANTED: Someone To Install LED Lights Into All of My Clothes
I try not to stress too much these days. That’s one of the things that comes from learning from your mistakes, aka getting older. I used to stress out ALL […]
Monthly Archives: February 2014
Um. What?
I’m back on my game, kids. The phone situation is resolved (knock on skull) and slowly but surely I’m getting caught up with work after a 2 day setback. I […]
I’m Not Part of Your System. MAN!
I’ve made a very important decision. As I start this post, it is 20:38 here (that’s 8:38 pm for my ‘Murican readers). Last night I was up until 5am trying […]
The Dealio For Today, Tuesday Feb-25-2014
Yup. I know. Let me have it. Feel better? I know I wasn’t here yesterday. Know what I was doing? Well if you read the Jared Leto post you would […]
The Jordan Catalano Olympic Hockey Money Haiku
Yes, it’s Sunday and I’m a day late with my Saturday: Holy Haikus He-Man. Things have been a bit off this weekend. Yesterday was a rough one. I think the […]
Worst. Day. Ever. (since the last worst. day. ever.)
Just got home from a terrible work day. Awful, just awful. I know I owe you a haiku. It is Saturday: Holy Haikus He-Man, after all. I wrote one before […]
Things I Wish Were Never Invented
Today has been productive, actually. I woke up to quite the flattering email from someone I have a lot of respect for in the business, which was much-needed as I […]
Stirrup Pants. That’s Right. I Wore Them (Re-Visited).
Today’s Daily Prompt reminded me of a blog post I wrote a little over a year ago. It asks: Ah, sweet youth. No matter whether you grew up sporting a fedora, […]
8 Weird Things That Happened To Me Last Night.
Yesterday was weird. Really fun, but also extremely weird. Last night, some old Finnish friends of mine played a gig at a venue near me here in Stockholm, Sweden. We […]
Now Hiring
This past Friday started my short-lived, life-long obsession of joining a gym. Yesterday, ended it. As most of you here know by now, I recently became a currently non-smoking smoker. As […]
Photo Challenge Days 15-18
Whoops. Ok, so I’ve fallen behind in the photo challenge. WAAAY behind. I went to the Fotografiska Museum on Sunday with full plans of buying cake and a book there […]
Tuesday Picture Poll: Feb-18-2014. And the Losers Are….
I feel guilty, you guys. Twice within one week, I have been absent here at Planet Blog. I made a promise this year to post once a day, and not […]
Did Not See That One Coming.
This is the third part of an ongoing story that I started 3 weeks ago. Every Sunday, I write a smoke-long story, or flash fiction, on the winner of a […]
Cat Curling Haiku
Can you guys feel the fever? Olympic fever that is. I’m a little bummed that they’re not showing the olympics on the basic TV channels here in Sweden. Mr.P and […]
Photo Challenge Days 13 & 14: Mail & Me Time
Warning: Keep reading for some sweet gratuitous Valentine’s Day porn. Right. I know you all think I’m being lazy, but the last couple of days have been just a bit more […]
A Sordid Love Affair, featuring Neil Peart and Ricky Schroeder.
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. This does not exclude my gay readers either. Men, you know what I’m talking about, and ladies, while you […]
I Am A Genius
Look folks, as you know, I don’t like to brag. But I’ve really got it this time. The answer to the age-old question. How Do I Get Rich And Do So At […]
Photo Challenge Days 11 & 12 (gulp)
Whoops…. It would seem I’ve become one of those people who needs more hours in the day. Or… Now hear me out here, because I’m about to have a lunatic […]
The Playground 