I honestly didn’t think I had it in me today, people.
After the delay in being able to sit down and write properly on Sunday, and the dead tie between two of last week’s photos, I didn’t know if I’d be able to pull a story out of my ass, which is precisely where I pulled it out from.
But I did.
From my ass.
And those few of you who read it, seemed to actually like it. I hope you still will, now that you know where it came from.
If you have absolutely no clue what is happening or what I’m talking about, have a peek at The Rides for a list of shit that goes down here. You’ll probably want to get yourself a form of protection. I’m anti-gun here. Only sharp, shabby-like weapons, archery type stuff and such, your wits and of course condoms, are permitted on site.
Last week’s poll brought about a tie but it was broken during my slumber last night (that’s a fancy word for sleep) and a tale was born. From my ass. Which we have covered.
The winning photo was Desolation and the flash fiction piece I wrote about it, is right here. But don’t bother if you don’t enjoy at least one of the following: comedy, suspense, drama, horror, thriller, sic-fi, fantasy or breathing. You probably won’t like it. I have to warn you though that a random baby hedgehog has a 0.006% chance of dying if you DON’T read it. Pffff…I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I could live with that on my conscience.
For those of you who find clicking other links difficult, here’s what happens here at the Tuesday: Picture Poll!:
Every Tuesday, I will post three photos that I have taken for you to vote on. What you are voting on, is which photo you want me to write a “smoke-long” for. Smoke-Long is another name for Flash Fiction. You can vote however your gut tells you. You can vote for the photo because it appeals to your senses, or because you want to hear what kind of warped story my brain and the voices who roam free in here tell me to write. Whatever you do, just make sure you fill in the poll at the bottom of the post. If you don’t, I can’t protect you from both of your ears likely falling off. I’m sorry, but I don’t make the rules.
So far, I’ve read reports of several of my readers’ ears falling off after they simply “liked” the post, and then clicked away without voting. So I don’t know… risk it, don’t risk it, vote, don’t vote…the choice is up to you.
And the nominees are:
Now fly, my Pretties!
I mean VOTE: