I bet you were racking your brain trying to figure out what B&W means…
It means Black and White and I totally just made that up.
Yes I did.
Shut up.
Anyway, if you’re extremely attractive and insane(ly wise), you read my blog on a regular basis because it consumes your very soul and you lie awake at night wondering what kind of shenanigans Tourmama E will get into next.
Since this is likely the case, you’ll obviously remember my post from last week about how I splurged on an amazing painting by an artist by the name of Ray Ferrer.
Well, it arrived Tuesday and it is breathtaking. Even more so than I had hoped. To understand my excitement over this painting, you really should go back to the “I Splurged” post that I quite literally, linked to fifty-nine words ago. From now.
No wait.
Now.
Yes, ‘I’ is considered a word because it’s about me and I deserve to be represented by a word.
No, not that word.
Man, you guys are saucy today.
But there’s the link again, because I know scrolling back up is hard. There, you can read some pretty sound advice from the pink aardvark, who I like to think of as my life coach.
So, yeah.
The painting arrived Tuesday and I haven’t had a chance to hang it yet with the care that it deserves.
So here’s a picture of it in front of my TV.
The painting is black and white.
The challenge was for “black and white”.
I think the whole direction of this post is fairly black and white.
This is a photo of Michael Jackson who was black then white.
And finally, What’s black and white and read all over?
P.S. RECIPES and COOKING and FOOD
While you may be angry now, foodies, you’ll be happy you got mislead here after a look around. There’s some recipes, too under savories, but absolutely nothing here in this post. I just wanted to say hi.
(Here’s some more words I used to lure you here.)
YUMMY DESSERTS CHOCOLATE.
The Playground 
Whatever you are on today, i would like some. And the answer is book. AND…I totally love that “Oh BOY!” boy. Want him too, so i can sit him in a corner and giggle at his little face.
I am on 2 hours sleep and off my Benadryl meds, as I am currently out and think, in all honesty, my equilibrium has dissipated due to excessive nose blowing, making life WAY more interesting right now.
Wanna try?
That’s Spanky from The L’il Rascals. He’s fat and excited. What’s not funny about that? 😉
Aww, no thanks. I’ll leave you to it – but have an empathetic hug. Being off meds and tired is no joke. Gonna check out Spanky though!
You made the right decision.
Did your see the pictures of the semlor to the left in my instagram pics??
It’s possible I’m on a sugar high.
Ok, so…google gave me a definition of semior as “seed bag”. This made me think of a boyfriend (bizarrely) Sorry. I don’t speak french and I don’t have instagram……
Try Semlor with an “L”, not an “i” :-), or the singular “semla” (again, the letters “S-E-M-L-A”
I love that seed bag made you think of an ex.
They’re from Sweden, so no need for French.
Not sure if you need instagram just to have a peek. Try it 🙂 You can click directly there from the picture. It’s the first one.
And thanks for the virtual, epithetic hug 🙂 Still have another 7 hours of work, minimum ahead of me.
I have wine? want some? 😀
So, so much.
Oh Boy, that natural high that comes with insomnia, it’s an old friend…
And now back in time to I splurged (-:
Ahh yes…and then a 15 hour day on top of it 🙂 Thanks for stopping by Ronnie and taking a try back in time 🙂
I’m feeling sort of spaced and out of it but my version of dazed and confused doesn’t make me think clearly enough to be funny. So not fair!
Love the artwork!
Amazing, right?
And you’re not trying hard enough… let the delirium flow through you 🙂
I came. I saw. I commented. Thayut. I just made thayut up.
Can you use it in a sentence? I mean other than “I just made thayut up”?
I can’t go for thayut. No. No. No can do.
Still not getting it. Can you use it in a song? 😉
Thayut’s the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it, uh huh uh huh.
And a sentence again?
I would do anything for love, but I won’t do thayut.
Brilliant. I wish I could make up words.
This wasn’t brilliant. It was lazy, in fact, and I’m ashamed I stretched it out this long.
– Reed Richards.
I thought your name was Edward Hotspur?
I too, am impressed you went on as long as you did.
Sorry. That was an attempt at pun-based left turn humor. Reed Richards is a member of the Fantastic 4 who has the ability to stretch his body to ungodly proportions.
And that was my attempt at being a clever, sarcastic smart ass after I had already looked up who Reed Richards was.
So…
Are we both winning or losing?
We are so fucking clever, we clevered the shit out of clever.
Yeah we did. Booya. (made that one up)
I don’t think….
Sure. Sure you did.
I’m glad we agree.
I invented agreement.
I am in agreement.
You must have a key then, because that was locked.
No, you left it wide open.
But it was still locked. Heh heh. Sigh.
:-\
A penguin with a sunburn…. black and white and red all over.
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!! That was the answer we were looking for. Newspaper was the correct answer, but penguin with a sunburn is the answer we were looking for. And by we, I have no idea who I’m talking about.
I forgot to check… is there a prize?
Yes. You won!
(yeah, that’s the prize. Sorry. You’re still forever immortalized in my left sidebar :-D)
You actually make me happy about not being awarded a shiny trophy, cash, or a new car.
Oh, I forgot to mention you also get a shiny trophy, cash and a new car. But I’m glad you’re happy with being immortalized on my meager, modest blog 🙂 I’ll give your awards to charity.
Meager? Modest? Yes, maybe momentarily. But 5 years from now when your blog is the homepage for half the world’s online users, that space to the side will be some very lucrative internet real estate!
Someone give this guy a raise! Pronto!
That is beyond flattering, and should that be the case, you will get that car because I will have achieved my millionaire goal 🙂 AND you can keep the real estate. I’ll have to charge you for that though. But who cares? Free car! Woo-hoo!
Very humbled, thanks 🙂