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Have you ever dreamed of living in Rome? Do you have an inner-confidence that allows you to feel like you are better than everyone else? Ever feel like you should be worshiped by millions? Do you look good in big hats? Then maybe you have what it takes to be the Vatican’s Next Top Dog!

Yes folks, it’s the reality show you’ve been waiting your whole mediocre lives for. Mediocre lives which are loved by God just a little bit less than God’s love for the Pope. Compete with other people from around the globe, and maybe some who came straight down from heaven. Contestants who look like ordinary humans like the rest of us, but consider themselves saints who one day, hope to have their ring kissed by strangers like a scene…